Wednesday, August 26, 2009

You know you're a runner when...

  • your first thought when you look at the weekly weather forecast is, "When can I fit in my runs?" check
  • you have more running clothes than regular clothes in your laundry pile. not necessarily true cause i wash my running clothes usually after a run
  • you've lost a toenail. And you tell people, "It's not that bad."
  • you smirk when non-runners ask you, "So how long is this marathon?" check
  • you have a drawer full of medals and other race souvenirs that you're not sure what to do with.
  • you go into Starbucks more often to use the bathroom than to actually buy coffee. in my case, rite aid. this is sooo true. i also go into that rite aid for water. lol
  • you no longer make fun of fanny packs because your running belt looks very similar (although cooler) to one.
  • you've used an old race T-shirt to wash your car, dust furniture, or clean something else. no, but i do wear race t-shirt/s
  • your treadmill has more miles on it than your car. i dont run on treadmills...im personally against them
  • you get an invitation to a wedding and you automatically think about what race the date will conflict with.
  • you have dreams about showing up to a race late or not wearing any clothes.
  • you're not embarrassed to wear spandex. i still dont like them.
  • the salespeople at your local running shop know you by name.
  • you're always hungry. check
  • you know how to take a cup of water from a water stop w ithout choking on it or spilling it all over yourself.
  • at least one of your web site usernames or email addresses has the word "run" or "runner" in it. this blog is called girlontherun..check
  • you know where your illiotibial band is located.
  • you no longer hate port-a-johns. In fact, there have been times when you've been very happy to see one. i still hate public bathrooms and port-a-johns.

  • you wear your running watch even when you're not running. i dont have a running watch. should probably get one soon.

  • you've had your running shoes for three months and you know it's already time to replace them. nope. every 400 miles ill change them.
  • you spend more time researching running routes than local restaurants when traveling to a new city. check
  • your physical therapist's receptionist knows you by the sound of your voice on the phone.
  • you know where exactly one mile from your front door is (in any direction). very very true.
  • you know how to correctly spell and pronounce plantar fasciitis.
  • you own more pairs of running socks than dress socks. i wear the same socks for everything...though i dont think i have dress socks.
  • when you hear PR, you automatically think "personal record", not "public relations". check
  • you pack more running clothes than bathing suits when going on a beach vacation.
  • you have running clothes and an extra pair of running shoes in your car, "just in case."
  • your holiday wish list can be fulfilled at any running or sporting goods store.
  • one of the first things people ask you when they haven't seen you in a while is, "What race are you training for now?"
  • you have several drawers dedicated to running shirts.
  • you get excited when the new Runner's World comes in the mail.check
  • your Facebook or Twitter updates frequently involve running.check
  • your only recent photos of you alone are race photos.
  • you always have your next race on the calendar.
  • your runs are sometimes longer than your commute to work or school. CHECK! theyre ALWAYS longer.
  • your running partners know more about your bodily functions than your significant other.
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